I need a...

So disappointed.

Girl 1: Sometimes I’m just too lazy to eat fruit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I’m reluctant to eat it too unless its cut up into fun, bite sized pieces.

Me too!

Lady: Are you making fun of me?

Man: No!

Lady: Well do you think I’m stupid?

Man: What? No way!

*Pause*

Lady: So, like I asked, do you think people in Germany drink tea?

Now have the intense desire to consume peanut butter.

Person 1: What’s that language that they speak? Orange?

Person 2: Mandarin?